Who Framed Roger Rabbit quotes

View Quote Smart Ass: Say, Judge. You want we should "disresemble" the place?
Judge Doom: No, Sergeant. Disassembling the place won't be necessary. The rabbit is going to come right to me.
[Doom taps "Shave and a Haircut" on counter]
Judge Doom: No toon can resist the old Shave-and-a-Haircut trick.
...
Judge Doom: Shave, and a haircut...
[Roger crashes through the wall]
Roger Rabbit: Two bits!

View Quote Jessica Rabbit: Oh, no. Where's Roger?
Eddie Valiant: Roger? He chickened out on me back at the studio.
Jessica Rabbit: No, he didn't. I hit him in the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk, so he wouldn't get hurt.
Eddie Valiant: Makes perfect sense.

View Quote Eddie Valiant: Happy Trails.
Roger Rabbit: No thanks Eddie, I'm trying to cut down.
Eddie Valiant: Drink the drink!
Roger Rabbit: But I don't want the drink!
Judge Doom: He doesn't want the drink!
Eddie Valiant: He does!
Roger Rabbit: I don't!
Eddie Valiant: You do!
Roger Rabbit: I don't!
Eddie Valiant: You do!
Roger Rabbit: I don't!
Eddie Valiant: You do!
Roger Rabbit: I don't!
Eddie Valiant: You don't!
Roger Rabbit: I do!
Eddie Valiant: You don't!
Roger Rabbit: I do!
Eddie Valiant: You don't!
Roger Rabbit: Listen, when I say "I do", that means I do!

View Quote 2012: The United States had 294 Diplomatic outposts worldwide. 12 were in places so dangerous the State Department deemed them threat level "critical." Two were in Libya: Tripoli and Benghazi. October 2011: U.S., French, and British forces attacked Libya by air. As the air campaign continued, the Libyan people violently deposed dictator Muammar Gaddafi after 42 years of tyrannical rule. Warring militia gangs raided Gaddafi's massive armories. Violent turf wars broke out. Benghazi became one of the most dangerous places on Earth. Virtually every foreign embassy closed, except a U.S. Diplomatic outpost, and a covert CIA base. The CIA matched for lethal weapons before they spread to the global black market. The CIA base was protected: 6 elite ex-military operators. Code name: G.R.S. This is a true story.

View Quote [Eddie sneaks up on Maroon]
Eddie Valiant: What's Up, Doc?
R.K. Maroon: Valiant, what are you trying to do, give me a heart attack?
Eddie Valiant: You need a heart, before you can have an attack.
R.K. Maroon: Yeah, yeah. You got the will?
Eddie Valiant: Sure. I got the will. Question is, do you have the way? I can tell you now it ain't gonna come cheap.

View Quote Boy, did you see that? Nobody takes a wallop like Goofy. What timing! What finesse! What a genius!

View Quote {to the weasels] If you don't stop that laughing, you're gonna end up dead, just like your idiot hyena cousins!

View Quote Is this man removing evidence from a scene of a crime?

View Quote I'll catch the rabbit, Mr. Valiant, and I'll try him, convict him, and execute him.

View Quote Jessica Rabbit: You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.
Eddie Valiant: You don't know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
Jessica Rabbit: I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.

View Quote Jessica Rabbit: Well, we're not going anywhere in my car. Let's take yours.
Eddie Valiant: I have a feeling someone already did.
Jessica Rabbit: From the looks of it I'd say it was Roger. My honey bunny was never very good behind the wheel.
Eddie Valiant: Better lover than a driver, huh?
Jessica Rabbit: You'd better believe it, buster.

View Quote P-p-please, Eddie. You know there's no justice for toons anymore. If the weasels get their hands on me, I'm as good as dipped!

View Quote [upon seing the vat of "dip"] Oh my God...IT'S DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!

View Quote R.K. Maroon: Kinda jumpy, aren't you, Valiant? It's just Dumbo.
Eddie Valiant: I know who it is.
R.K. Maroon: I got him on loan from Disney. Him and half the cast of Fantasia. the best part is, they work for "peanuts".

View Quote Judge Doom: Can you guess what this is?
Jessica Rabbit: Oh my God, it's DIP!!!
Judge Doom: That's right, my dear! Enough to dip Toontown off the face of the earth! A vehicle of my own design. Five thousand gallons of heated dip, pumped at enormous velocity through a pressurized water cannon. Toontown will be erased in a matter of minutes.