Who Framed Roger Rabbit quotes

View Quote [Marvin Acme squirts ink from his pen on Eddie's shirt and laughs]
Eddie Valiant: You think that's funny?
Marvin Acme: It's a panic!
Eddie Valiant: [grabs Acme by the lapels] You won't think it's so funny when I stick that pen up your nose!
Marvin Acme: Calm down son, will ya. Look the stain's gone, it's disappearing ink.
[the stain fades away]
Marvin Acme: No hard feelings, I hope. Listen, I'm--
Eddie Valiant: I know who you are. Marvin Acme, The guy who owns Toontown; the Gag King.

View Quote Eddie: Not really. That lame-brain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon.
[moves the street line towards a wall, Lena Hyena crashes into the wall] Toons. Gets 'em every time.

View Quote Eddie Valiant: Do you mean to tell me you could have taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?!
Roger Rabbit: Not at any time. Only when it was funny.

View Quote Eddie Valiant: Forget it. I don't work Toontown.
R.K. Maroon: What's wrong with Toontown? Every Joe loves Toontown.
Eddie Valiant: Then get Joe to do the job, 'cause I ain't going.

View Quote [Eddie is about to pick up the hand buzzer that fell off of Acme's corpse when Judge Doom stops him with his cane]
Judge Doom: Is this man removing evidence from the scene of the crime?
Lt. Santino: Ah, no, Judge Doom. Valiant here was just picking it up for you. Weren't you, Eddie?
Judge Doom: Hand it over.
Eddie Valiant: Sure thing.
[zaps Doom with buzzer]
Eddie Valiant: Their number one seller.
Judge Doom: I see working for a toon has rubbed off on you.
Eddie Valiant: I wasn't working for a toon. I was working for R.K. Maroon.
Judge Doom: Yes, we talked to Mr. Maroon. He said the rabbit became quite agitated when you showed him the pictures. The rabbit swore one way or another he and his wife were going to be happy. Is that true?
Eddie Valiant: Hey, pal. Do I look like a stenographer?
Lt. Santino: Shut your yap, Eddie. The man's a judge.
Judge Doom: That's all right, Lieutenant. From the smell of him, I'd say it was the booze talking.

View Quote [Eddie is hiding Roger in his pants] Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

View Quote [After Smart Ass points a gun into him] You keep talking like that, and I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out! [puts soap to Smart Ass's mouth]

View Quote [After watching the newsreel] That's it!! THAT'S the connection!!!

View Quote Dolores: Tomorrow's Friday, Eddie. You know what happens here on Friday?
Eddie Valiant: Fish special?
Dolores: You know my boss check the books on Friday. If I don't have that money I gave you back in the till, I'm going to lose my job.
Eddie Valiant: Don't bust a button, Dolores. You only have one left.

View Quote Lt. Santino: Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme.
Eddie Valiant: And R. K. Maroon and my brother.
Lt. Santino: That's what I call one seriously disturbed toon.

View Quote Here's to the pencil pushers. May they all get lead poisoning.

View Quote No-o-o-o-o-o-o!

View Quote [To Roger, Eddie Valiant having saved her life] My hero! [To Roger] Oh, honey bunny!

View Quote I would have been here right after you called, but I had to shake the weasels.

View Quote Eddie Valiant: What's with him?
Betty Boop: Mr. Acme never misses a night when Jessica performs.
Eddie Valiant: Got a thing for rabbits, huh?