Judge Doom quotes

Is this man removing evidence from a scene of a crime?

No-o-o-o-o-o-o!

Put that gun down, you buck-toothed fool!

I'll catch the rabbit, Mr. Valiant, and I'll try him, convict him, and execute him.

No toon can resist the old "shave and a haircut" trick.

{to the weasels] If you don't stop that laughing, you're gonna end up dead, just like your idiot hyena cousins!

We'll see to him later, but right now I feel like dispensing some justice. Bring me some dip.

[while putting on a large black rubber glove] Since I've had Toontown under my jurisdiction my goal has been to rein in the insanity, and the only way to do that is to make Toons respect--[lets the glove snap back onto his arm]--the law.

Remember me, Eddie?! When I killed your brother, I TALKED JUST LIKE THAAAAAAAAAAT!!

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