Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End quotes

235 total quotes (ID: 449)

Bloopers
Bootstrap Bill Turner
Captain Barbossa
Captain Teague
Captain Jack Sparrow
Captain Sao Feng
Davy Jones
Elizabeth Swann
Governor Swann
James Norrington
Joshamee Gibbs
Lord Cutler Beckett
Mercer
Multiple Characters
Pintel
Ragetti
Tia Dalma
Will Turner


Will: Rudder, hard port! Gather 'way, keep her trim!
Barbossa: Nay, belay that.....Do something else!
Jack: Let us not, my dear friends forget...our lines, yes? Yes, let us not forget our lines!
Jack: [After Beckett messes up his line and swears] You can't curse in a Disney film, mate. [Turns to camera] See? I told him that!
Barbossa: Calypso, I come before you as a servant, humble and contrite...[His hat flies off] You blew my hat off, you [Bleep]
Barbossa: Apologies, Your Majesty, but 'tis certain the world we know ends today and I won't be letting the likes of Beckett Cutler--Oh, say, sometimes known as Cutler Beckett!
Jack: [Warming up his voice] FuzzyWuzzywasabear! FuzzyWuzzyhadnohair!
Jack: You can have Barbossa. The belligerent homonculus and his sticky wooden friend...Eeeeeh....(Starts waving for the camera to come closer to him) *whispers* Come back...
Jack: In exchange for fair compensation...[drinks a cup of brandy] Square my debt with Jones...[Drinks the other glass] [VERY hoarsely] Guarantee my freedom? [coughs] [to crew] What's in that?!


[about Will] Send this pestilent, traitorous, cow-hearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig.

It's not gettin' to the land of the dead that's the problem...it's gettin' back.

Aye, we're good and lost now.[Elizabeth exclaims, "Lost?"] For sure you have to be lost to find a place what can't be found, elseways, everyone would know where it is.

Brace up yards, you cack-handed deck apes!

Davy Jones: Lookee here boys! A lost bird! A lost bird that never learned to fly! [Draws his sword]
Jack Sparrow: To my great regret... But, never too late to learn, eh? [Jack then hits a rope with the Dead Man's Chest to "fly" up to one of the masts.]

Davy: Ah. Love. A dreadful bond. And yet, so easily severed. Tell me, William Turner, [Jones stands directly over Will, sword poised to strike (ironically with the very sword Will forged for James Norrington before Davy killed him)] d'ya fear death?
Jack: Do you? (holding Jones' Heart poised to stab) Heavy tonic, holding life and death in the palm of one's hands..
Davy: You're a CRUEL man, Jack Sparrow!
Jack: Cruel is a matter of perspective.
Davy: Is it? (stabs Will; Jack's face turns from smugness to shock as he can't decide what to do)

Barbossa: Aye, we're good and lost now.
Elizabeth: Lost?
Barbossa: For certain you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found. Elseways, everyone would know where it was.

[To his hallucinations of himself] I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness. [Swings off ship]

When a man's wealth was earned by the sweat of his brow, and the strength of his back.

[In Beckett's cabin on the Endeavour. Beckett is offering Jack a deal to have Jack give away information] Jack: Regarding the Brethren Court, no doubt? [Takes the glass of brandy offered by Beckett and steals the other] In exchange for fair compensation...[Drinks down one glass] square my debt with Jones...[Drinks down the other glass] guarantee my freedom?
Beckett: Of course. It's just good business.
Jack: [Holding up Beckett's metal Admiral figurine] And what would I, if I were in a divulgatory mood, might I divulge?
Beckett: Everything. Where are the Brethren Court meeting? Who are the Pirate Lords? [Whispering intently into Jack's ear] What is the purpose of the Nine Pieces of Eight?
[After a cut scene on the Pearl] Jack: [Waving Beckett's fan] You can keep Barbossa. The belligerent homoculous and his friend with the wooden eye, both, and Turner. Especially Turner. The rest go with me aboard the Pearl, and I will hand you Shipwreck Cove and you will not hand me to Jones.
Beckett: And what becomes of Miss Swann?
Jack: ...What importance is she to you?
Beckett: You know, Jack, I just remembered I have this wonderful compass that points to anything I want, so for what do I require you? [Holds up the magic compass]
Jack: It points to the thing you want the most, and that is not the Brethren Court, is it?
Beckett: Then what is, Jack?
Jack: Me...dead.
Beckett: Damn! [He tosses the compass back to Jack. Jack tosses the fan back to Beckett] Although, if I kill you, then I can use the compass to find, Shipwreck Cove, is it? On my own. [Points a pistol at Jack] Cut out the middle man, as it were.
Jack: With me dead, you'd arrive at Shipwreck Cove, and find it is a fortress nigh impregnable, able to withstand blockade for years, and then you'd be wishing, "Oh, if only there was someone that I had not killed inside to make sure that the pirates come outside."
Beckett: And you can do all this?
Jack: You may kill me, but you will never insult me. Who am I? [Beckett shrugs like he doesn't know. Jack gives him a look of stupefied confusion] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! [The Endeavour suddenly shakes from cannon fire hitting it. Beckett reels against his desk. Jack quickly shakes his hand] Done!

Gibbs: Look sharp, men. It's not for naught that this be called Shipwreck Island, on which is found Shipwreck Cove and the town of Shipwreck!
Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever cobs, we are a very unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things. I once sailed with a geezer; lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs: What'ya call 'im?
Jack Sparrow: ... Larry.

[to Barbossa] Whose boons? Your boons? Utterly deceptive twaddlespeak, says I. [Barbossa questions him] Cuttlefish. Let us not dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish.[He mumbles to another pirate] Flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together and they will devour each other without a single thought. Human nature, isn't it? Or...fish nature. So, yes [Gesturing to Mistress Ching] we could stay here, well provisioned, well armed, and half of us will be dead within a month. Which sounds pretty grim any way you slice it. Or...we could, [Gesturing to Barbossa] as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso and pray she may be merciful...I rather doubt it. Can we pretend that she nothing more than a woman scorned like which fury hell hath no? We cannot! So, I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth...Captain Swann. We must fight.

Dyin' is the day worth livin' for!

Allow me to lend a machete to your intellectual thicket...