Jack Sparrow: William, tell me something. Have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Or rather, damsel in distress? Either one.
Will Turner: No.
Jack Sparrow: Well then you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here. Q.E.D., you're not really here!
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