Old School quotes
102 total quotesBernard 'Beanie' Campbell
Frank 'The Tank' Ricard
Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor
Mitch Martin
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Guys this is a very special occasion. The Godfather himself has decided to grace us with his presence. This is his damn house. He sleeps twenty feet away.
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Don't say sorry to me. You let down Frank. You let down me. Most importantly you let down Max. And right about now I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why I take time out of my schedule to help you get over... [to Max] Max can you earmuff it for me? [to Mitch] That whore you dated.
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That party that we had last night has given us a lot of street cred.
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What about Mitch here? He saw the wheels come off his life, guys. His whole world crumbled. Now he's the Godfather.
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Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.
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Good luck to everybody. Nice to know you all and I'll see you around campus.
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Mitch is a laywer, buddy. He'll find a way out for us.
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You're the lady, Marissa! High five.
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No. That's a piece of crap. What? We stopped selling that six months ago. Lotta Complaints, nice gesture though, I think.
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[While performing the iron cross and smoking a cigarette] Still holding! STILL HOLDING!
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Columbus wasn't exactly looking for America, but that seemed to work out for everyone.
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What are you doing? You're like Romulus sucking on the tit of the Motherwolf. If you know your Greek mythology.
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Who's hungry? Who's hungry?
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Waiter: Love, it's a mother****er, huh?
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Waiter: And don't worry. For the Godfather, it's always on the house.