Garry, the Oral Sex Instructor quotes

He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that's neither here nor there.

When I get back I'm going to show you something I like to call crouching tiger, hidden penis. [takes a drink of the water] You know I really liked that movie, 'cause of all the flying and the magic.

Oh, that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stings. And that is now why I have a lazy eye.

You can use a little teeth but we don't want to be a biter. Now ladies these carrots are not gonna ejaculate themselves. Get into it!

Ok ladies, the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of ten years or some hot sailor you met at TGI Fridays, who didn't call me back..

What are you doing? You're like Romulus sucking on the tit of the Motherwolf. If you know your Greek mythology.

Who's hungry? Who's hungry?

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