Frank 'The Tank' Ricard quotes

[Leaving a message] I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit. [Calls back] This is Frank Ricard...

You know I was thinking we could go back home...have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo Weren't thinking that? Ok.

So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding?

That's how you do it. That's how you debate.

All we are is dust in the wind...

[Voiceover.] Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank

Blue's over there. But he's wasted.

[Trying to talk over party noise.] Actually we've got a nice little Saturday planned. We're going to Home Depot to pick out some wallpaper, then maybe we'll hit Bed Bath and Beyond... I don't know! I don't know if we'll have enough time!

[Funnels a beer.] Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!

Don't worry. The pledges will clean it up.

No it's cool man, bring your green hat! We're going streaking!

[Sitting naked in the car.] Hey honey! Do you think KFC's still open?

In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski.

[Shot in neck with tranquilizer dart, voice morphs into slow motion.] I like you man, but you're crazy.

I'm back! [Kicks a woman's shopping cart.] You know it!

Blue, do you understand I dont want you to die here tonight?

Blue, YOU'RE MY BOY!!!

I'm so cold...I think I see Blue! He looks glorious.

SNOOP!! SNOOP-A-LOOP!!! [upon seeing rapper Snoop Dogg perform at the fraternity party]

No, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool...bring-bring your green hat, let's go! [at the same party, to one of Snoop's entourage wearing a green hat]

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