Bernard 'Beanie' Campbell quotes

Because this is a very big idea my friends. We're talking about a non-exclusive egalitarian brotherhood where community status and more importantly age have no bearing whatsoever.

What we need to do is throw a big kick off, kick ass party.

Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.

I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie? Touch my pa pa

Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frankie. Way to think it through.

Well, why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.

[to Frank's father in law] It takes a man to give away an angel. Your sweetheart. [wink]

I know a really good sand guy.

Yeah, that's it. I got a student alt rock band coming on next. Mitch, I own six speaker cities. I am worth three a half million dollars that the government knows about, and I can barely read. I can't. I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert. You think I'm gonna roll out this type of red carpet for a ****ing marching band? Just make sure you can see the stage.

I'd like to welcome you all to the Mitch Martin Freedom Festival. Now for those of you who don't know who Mitch Martin is, he's the very successful, very disease-free gentleman standing by the mini bar. Now, courtesy of Speaker City, which is slashing prices on everything from beepers to DVD players, give a warm Harrison welcome to my pal and your favorite, Snoop Dogg.

Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years.

Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.

You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with nineteen year old girls everyday?

He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed.

Guys this is a very special occasion. The Godfather himself has decided to grace us with his presence. This is his damn house. He sleeps twenty feet away.

Don't say sorry to me. You let down Frank. You let down me. Most importantly you let down Max. And right about now I'm having a hard time trying to figure out why I take time out of my schedule to help you get over... [to Max] Max can you earmuff it for me? [to Mitch] That whore you dated.

That party that we had last night has given us a lot of street cred.

What about Mitch here? He saw the wheels come off his life, guys. His whole world crumbled. Now he's the Godfather.

Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.

Good luck to everybody. Nice to know you all and I'll see you around campus.

Mitch is a laywer, buddy. He'll find a way out for us.

You're the lady, Marissa! High five.

No. That's a piece of crap. What? We stopped selling that six months ago. Lotta Complaints, nice gesture though, I think.

[While performing the iron cross and smoking a cigarette] Still holding! STILL HOLDING!

Columbus wasn't exactly looking for America, but that seemed to work out for everyone.

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