Mystery Men quotes
131 total quotesThe Bowler
The Shoveler
The Sphinx
The Spleen
The Blue Raja
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"Hello, Champion City. Daddy... is home!"
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"Tonight I am going to do to Champion City what I have done to its greatest superhero — und there will still be time to go up, get down... und boogie!"
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[When asked by a reporter what his name and power is] "Hi, my name's Roy, and I'm in a super amount of pain right now."
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"Well, I am a ticking time bomb of fury."
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"Ooh — Mama Pajama! What kind of crazy-man blows up a crazy-house?"
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"I must have ripped the Q section out of my dictionary, 'cause I don't know the meaning of the word 'quit'!"
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"I guess from now on I ride in a wolfpack of one."
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"I don't make anything that's deadly."
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"How delightfully eccentric — while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time!"
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"I can trick that out with a clam-shell holster. It comes with a leather carrying case. It's got a wadcutter and a full warranty."
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"There aren't any evil trios, are there? No — they all have to travel in gangs like little babies."
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"I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines!"
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"Okay, let's all be little automaton droids and believe everything we hear on TV."
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"This is weird in here. It's scary and weird."
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"Jeffrey, are you on the marijuana?" ~ Blue Raja's mother