"You must be like the wolf pack... not like the six-pack."

"He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions."

"We are number one! All others are number two, or lower."

"You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums."

"Learn to hide your strikes from your opponent and you'll more easily strike his hide."

"Do not go there, my son! When you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts."

"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack."

"Casanova will have many weapons. To defeat him we will need to have more than forks and flatulence."

"All my life I've been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear."

"Just... be... Roy. Okay?" ~ Monica

The Shoveler: Oh yeah, well, maybe if we had a billionaire benefactor like Lance Hunt, then we could afford some advertising.
Mr. Furious: I think that's because Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing.
Blue Raja: Oh, here we go.
Shoveler: Oh, don't start that again! Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses.
Mr. Furious: [Long-suffering] He takes them off when he transforms.
Shoveler: That doesn't make any sense. He wouldn't be able to see!

Casanova Frankenstein: Ah, the old Disco Room. Just as I left it.
Tony P: You been locked up for twenty years, Casanova. A lot of things have changed since then.
Casanova Frankenstein: It must have been hard for you, Tony, the way times and styles have changed... hearing the people say that disco is dead...
Tony P: [Snapping] Disco is not dead! Disco is LIFE!
Casanova Frankenstein: Yes, Tony! That is the passion I remember! Stick with me, Tony, and you will dance again... when I rule this town.

[Rescuing Captain Amazing]
The Shoveler: Captain, I'm just going to ask you directly; do you know billionaire Lance Hunt?
Captain Amazing: It's me. [Shoveler looks surprised and disappointed] Nah, I'm only kiddin' ya - I always wanted to do that.

Monica: What's your name?
Mr. Furious: D-do you mean my secret identity? 'Cause I couldn't...
Monica: No, I just mean your name.
Mr. Furious: My name. Ummm... wow. Okay... It's...Phoenix... Phoenix Dark... Dirk... Phoenix... Dark Dirk. I was christened Dirk Steel and then I changed it to Phoenix...
Monica: Forget about it. It's okay.
Mr. Furious: It's Roy! That's... that's my name. My... my real name's Roy.
Monica: Just. Be. Roy.

"Don't mess with the volcano, my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."