Madagascar quotes
92 total quotesMason the Chimp
Maurice the Aye-Aye
Melman the Giraffe
Mort the Cute Lemur
Skipper the Penguin
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You bit the hand, Marty! You bit the hand!
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I'M GONNA KILL YOU! I'm gonna strangle you, then bury you, then dig you up and clone you and kill all your clones! And then I'll never talk to you AGAIN!
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[in the middle of an argument with Marty] And your black and white stripes? They cancel each other out! You're nothing!
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[to Marty, after the island is divided between them and Marty calls his side the fun side] This is the fun side! This is where we are gonna have a great time surviving until we go home! Your side stinks! You're on the Jersey side of this cesspool!
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I don't know who I am! I don't know who I am? I gotta go find myself in the WILD!
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Okay, listen up. You know how I have that bladder infection, and I wake up every two hours? Well, I got up to pee and, um, I looked over in Marty's pen which, you know, I normally don't do, but...
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WAIT! It's Gloria! It's Gloriaaaaaaaa! Oh, it really is Gloria. Phew!
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I'm not smiling, it's gas.
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Ah, nature! It's all over me, get it off!
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They are so cute from a reasonable distance.
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Don't you shush me!
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Alrighty boys, fun's over.
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Let's make gas look good.
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Come on, we are New Yorkers, right? We're tough! We're gritty! We're adaptable! And we are not gonna lay down like a bunch of Melmans!
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Don't make me come up there, I'll get the whuppin' on both of y'all.