Melman the Giraffe quotes

Okay, listen up. You know how I have that bladder infection, and I wake up every two hours? Well, I got up to pee and, um, I looked over in Marty's pen which, you know, I normally don't do, but...

WAIT! It's Gloria! It's Gloriaaaaaaaa! Oh, it really is Gloria. Phew!

[after they discover Marty's disappearance] What are we gonna do?! We gotta-- we gotta-- I mean, we got, we gotta... we gotta call somebody!

I'm not smiling, it's gas.

Man, sleeping just knocks me out.

Ah, nature! It's all over me, get it off!

They are so cute from a reasonable distance.

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