Alex the Lion quotes

Here come the people, Marty! I love the people! It's fun-people-fun-time!

We can't call the people. They'll be really mad! They'll get Marty transfered for good! You don't bite the hand that feeds ya!

Come on, my little fillet. My little fillet mignon with a little fat around those edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak, my sweet, juicy steak.

Did he just say "Grand Central Station" or "my aunt's constipation"?

I feel like a mile-high pastrami on rye, on the fly from the deli in the sky! Let's go WILD!

[as he is beaten up by an old woman] Lady! What is wrong with you?!

Giraffe, corner pocket!

Shut up, Spalding.

You bit the hand, Marty! You bit the hand!

I'M GONNA KILL YOU! I'm gonna strangle you, then bury you, then dig you up and clone you and kill all your clones! And then I'll never talk to you AGAIN!

[in the middle of an argument with Marty] And your black and white stripes? They cancel each other out! You're nothing!

[to Marty, after the island is divided between them and Marty calls his side the fun side] This is the fun side! This is where we are gonna have a great time surviving until we go home! Your side stinks! You're on the Jersey side of this cesspool!

I don't know who I am! I don't know who I am? I gotta go find myself in the WILD!

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