Madagascar quotes

92 total quotes

Alex the Lion
Gloria the Hippo
King Julian the Lemur
Marty the Zebra

Mason the Chimp
Maurice the Aye-Aye
Melman the Giraffe
Mort the Cute Lemur
Skipper the Penguin

View Quote I'm steak! Me-me-me-me-me!

View Quote I like them, I like them! Before I even met them I liked them! You hate them compared to how much I like them!

View Quote [Mason and Phil have just escaped from the zoo] I hear Tom Wolfe's speaking at Lincoln Centre. [Phil signs frantically] Well of course we're going to throw poo at 'im!

View Quote Gloria: [about Mort] Aw, aren't you just the sweetest little thing? I just wanna dunk you in my coffee.
Melman: They are so cute from a reasonable distance.

View Quote Gloria: Where are the people?
Skipper: We killed 'em and ate their livers.
[Gloria looks horrified]
Skipper: Gotcha! Just kidding doll, the people are fine. They're on a slow boat to China. Hang on, I know you two. Where's that psychotic lion, and our monochromatic friend?

View Quote [the penguins are being transfered; Kowalski is looking at the label on their crate]
Skipper: Progress report.
Kowalski: It's an older code, Skipper. I can't make it out.
[Skipper notices the chimps in the crate next to them]
Skipper: You, higher mammal! Can you read?
Mason: No. Phil can read though. Phil!
[Phil appears; Kowalski gestures towards the label; Phil starts using sign language]
Mason: Ship to... Kenya... wildlife preserve... AFRICA!
Skipper: Africa? That ain't gonna fly. Rico!
[Rico vomits up a paper clip and uses it to unpick the lock on their crate]

View Quote Mort: I like them! I like them! Before I even met them I liked them!
Julien: Yes, yes! We get it--
Mort: You HATE them compared to how much I like them--
Julien: QUIET, YOU'RE SO ANNOYING!
[pause]
Mort: [flattered] Hee-hee!

View Quote Grand Central Station. It's Grand, and it's Central.

View Quote Here come the people, Marty! I love the people! It's fun-people-fun-time!

View Quote We can't call the people. They'll be really mad! They'll get Marty transfered for good! You don't bite the hand that feeds ya!

View Quote Come on, my little fillet. My little fillet mignon with a little fat around those edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak, my sweet, juicy steak.

View Quote Did he just say "Grand Central Station" or "my aunt's constipation"?

View Quote [as he is beaten up by an old woman] Lady! What is wrong with you?!

View Quote Giraffe, corner pocket!

View Quote Shut up, Spalding.