King Julian the Lemur quotes

Shush! We are hiding! Everyone be quiet, including me. Shhh! Who's making that noise?! Oh, it's me again.

All we have to do is wait until they are deep in their sleep. [long pause] HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?!

Good morning, Mister Alex. Rise and shining. Wakey, waking, Mister Alex! WAKE UP! ALEX! Oh, you suck your thumb?

You see, Maurice? Mister Alex was grooming his friend. He is clearly a tender, loving... thing. How could you have the heebie-jeebies for Mister Alex? He's so cute, and plushy!

Excuse me? We bozos have de people, of course!

Don't you just love de people? Not a very lively bunch though.

A bullseye! Excellent shot, Maurice!

Shame on you, Maurice! Can you not see that you have insulted the freak?

The plan worked! The plan worked! I'm very clever! I'm the one, baby! Come on! Time to robot! I am very clever king. Tok tok tok. I am super genius. I am robot king of the monkey things. Compute, compute.

I have an announcement to make, so quiet everyone! quiet!

After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our homeland. And to make you feel good, I am offering you this lovely parting gift.

When the New York Giants fall asleep, we will make sure that they wake up in paradise. Now who'd like a cookie?

Okey dokey, Maurice. I admit it. The plan failed. All is lost! We are all doomed! The Fossa will return and gobble us with their mouths, because! We are all steak.

See you later, crocodile! Maurice, my arm is tired. Wave it for me. Faster, you naughty little monkey!

All hail the New York Giants!

Well Maurice, it could be said that my plan is working in very a clever, good, working... um, kind of way.

Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore your henious comment will be stricken from the record. Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies? No? Good. So shut up!

No matter, I don't care.

If he is a king, then where is his crown? I've got a crown, I've got a very nice one, and it's here on my head. Have I got it on?

They are just a bunch of pansies. Come on everybody! Let's go and meet the pansies!

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