Skipper the Penguin quotes

Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

Cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly!

You didn't see anything... RIGHT?

We've been ratted out, boys!

Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend?

Quadruped! Sprechen sie English? What continent is this? Hoover Dam, we're still in New York!


Let's get this tin can turned around!

Well boys, looks like it's gonna be ice-cold sushi for breakfast.

Well boys, our monochromatic friend's in trouble. Looks like we have a job to do. Captain's log: embarking into hostile territory. Kowalski! We'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives. Rico, we'll need special tactical equipment. We're gonna face extreme peril. Private probably won't survive.

[Gloria asks him where the people are] We killed 'em and ate their livers. [Gloria stares in shock] Gotcha!

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