Knocked Up quotes
78 total quotesJason
Jay
Jonah
Martin
Pete
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[to Pete when they look at a sex offender registry website] So I'm the bad guy because I care about protecting our kids from child molesters and mercury? And you're cool because you don't give a shit?
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Ben: Our baby is going to be French Canadian.
Alison: And a little bit Spanish...?
Ben: Yeah, I'm not very good with impressions.
Alison: And a little bit Spanish...?
Ben: Yeah, I'm not very good with impressions.
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(ordering beer) "You can't get service, what am I gonna do?"
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You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head.
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I'm gonna thrown you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88.
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He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.
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It cures everything. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just got high. It still clicks, but it's cool.
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You don't know who Doc Brown is? He invented the DeLorean.
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Dude, it's not herpes if it's everywhere.
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You look like a cholo dressed up on Easter.
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I will **** my bong. Doggy-style, for once. (gives Alison the middle finger as he walks out of the OB/GYN office)
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[quoting ‘Back to the Future’] Where we're going we don't need roads.
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(with a gas mask with an attached bong to his face) I am your stoner!