Grandma's Boy quotes

115 total quotes

Alex
Bea
Dante
Grace

J.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo

View Quote Line up you ****in' nerds. Who's wants a shot at the champ!?

View Quote I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.

View Quote Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!

View Quote Let's do it—The levels I mean, not sex.

View Quote Want an ice-cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce.

View Quote That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.

View Quote At least I have a bush!

View Quote My grandma drank all my pot.

View Quote Dude, you do know that lions eat deer right?

View Quote Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!

View Quote I'll run over your attitude, It sucks.

View Quote [to J.P. after exiting Samantha's office] You're ****in' weird man.

View Quote Space shuttle.

View Quote [sigh] I shoulda' worn a condom.

View Quote I'll give you my grandson's number, he's gay too.