Grandma's Boy quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Welcome to "Our Lady Health" my name's Shilo and i'll be serving you today.

View Quote Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?

View Quote You look like a bag of shit. You sure you don't wanna borrow my birthday suit?

View Quote Oh, yeah... Careful is my middle name, heh - Actually, it's not, it's Philip. [sobs]

View Quote Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too - it's not grey.

View Quote I have to pee out of my ass.

View Quote You're dead to me, over.

View Quote I feel like Tom Cruise in ****tail!

View Quote Whats up Douche Bigelow?

View Quote Hey, look! It's Bono's brother.

View Quote It's the future of gaming.

View Quote [robot voice] Must ingest more fuel.

View Quote I hate your face!

View Quote It's tequila! It's supposed to **** you up!

View Quote I got my yellow belt, monkey got his red belt....he's a quick learner!