Grandma's Boy quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.

View Quote My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.

View Quote I'll run over your attitude, It sucks.

View Quote Line up you ****in' nerds. Who's wants a shot at the champ!?

View Quote Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too - it's not grey.

View Quote What's goin' on, shitlips?

View Quote Whats up Douche Bigelow?

View Quote [sigh] I shoulda' worn a condom.

View Quote That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so you're - dumb.

View Quote Nice karma, Guy-Blow.

View Quote I have to pee out of my ass.

View Quote [to Grace] So, i mean, what's it like being old? It's gotta be weird, right? I mean, you saw a lotta stuff go down. World War I, World War II, the automobile, Tupac, i mean... [GRACE: I once gave Charlie Chaplain a hand job] Noo way! Was he silent?

View Quote Wassup, Silver Fox?

View Quote Oh, I started a fight club.

View Quote Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!