Grandma's Boy quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Hey, look! It's Bono's brother.

View Quote Yea.. but it's a ****ing sweet car!

View Quote Let's do it—The levels I mean, not sex.

View Quote Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?

View Quote That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.

View Quote Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!

View Quote Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?

View Quote Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.

View Quote Good news from the party........Barry sucked on his first boobie! (Barry: For thirteen hours!)

View Quote Dude, we were just kidding JP. (mimicking JP's Robot voice) Dont be mad at us!

View Quote Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!

View Quote Let's ****ing rage!

View Quote Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah...(said like a news anchor) "A little Hiroshima on my balls".

View Quote Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.

View Quote Fruitcup? Nice....way to go mom!