Ferris Bueller's Day Off quotes

84 total quotes

Jeanie Bueller
Multiple Characters
Sloane Peterson

View Quote Well, my name's Jeanine but a lot of guys just call me Shawna.

View Quote Pardon my French, but you're an asshole! Asshole!

View Quote [speaking to her mom's secretary] Do you know where she is? [unheard reply] Do you know when she'll be back? [unheard reply] Do you know anything?! [hangs up furiously]

View Quote Katie Bueller: I just picked up Jeannie at the police station! She got a speeding ticket, another speeding ticket, and I lost the Vermont deal because of her!
Tom Bueller: I think we should shoot her.

View Quote Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

View Quote Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

View Quote Bite the big one, junior.

View Quote Garage Attendant: You guys got nothing to worry about, I'm a professional.
Cameron: A professional what?

View Quote [After playing the Clarinet off-key] Never had one lesson!

View Quote Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was 'The Walrus'. I could be the walrus, but I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

View Quote Cameron: What'd I do?
Ferris: You killed the car.

View Quote Maitre D': All right, I've had enough of this-
Ferris: You touch me, I yell rat!

View Quote I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?

View Quote Something's going on, god damn it!

View Quote Ferris: Hi. Do you speak English?
Garage Attendant: Uh, what country do you think this is?