Ferris Bueller's Day Off quotes

84 total quotes

Jeanie Bueller
Multiple Characters
Sloane Peterson

View Quote Do you realize that if we played by the rules right now we'd be in gym?

View Quote What? You're letting him stay home? If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair!

View Quote [to Ferris] How would you feel about another year of high school? Under my close personal supervision.

View Quote Ferris: If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.
Cameron: You've been saying that since the fifth grade.

View Quote Poochie, poochie, poochie! *whistles* Look what Uncle Ed's got for you, you little ****er!

View Quote If anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron. He has a lot of things to sort out before he graduates. He can't be wound up this tight and go to college, his roommate will kill him.

View Quote [watching Sloane French kiss Ferris, who is posing as Sloane's father] So that's how it is in their family.

View Quote [to Sloane] Do you have a kiss for Daddy?

View Quote Grace. Grace!