Ed Rooney quotes

I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.

[watching Sloane French kiss Ferris, who is posing as Sloane's father] So that's how it is in their family.

Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine. [said to a girl who looks like Ferris from behind at the pizza place]

Poochie, poochie, poochie! *whistles* Look what Uncle Ed's got for you, you little ****er!

[to Ferris] How would you feel about another year of high school? Under my close personal supervision.

Grace. Grace!

Something's going on, god damn it!

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