4th most-quoted character in Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986): in 12 of its 88 quotes
A line from Jeanie BuellerExcuse me. If whoever's in the house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I have just called the police. If you have any brains whatsoever, you'll get your ass out of my house real quick. I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun. And a scorching case of herpes.
Jeanie Bueller Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy. After all, I got a car. He got a computer. But still, why should he get to do whatever he wants, whenever he wants? Why should everything work out for him? What makes him so god damn special? [out loud] Screw him.
Jeanie Bueller There is an intruder--male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird--in my kitchen. M-my-my-my name is Bueller. Look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, all right?! I need help! Speak any English?! Dick head!
Jeanie Bueller Do you know where she is? [unheard reply] Do you know when she'll be back? [unheard reply] Do you know anything?! [hangs up furiously]
Jeanie Bueller What? You're letting him stay home? If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair!
Jeanie Bueller Well, my name's Jeanine but a lot of guys just call me Shawna.
Jeanie Bueller Dry that one out, you can fertilize the lawn.
Jeanie Bueller Bite the big one, junior.
Jeanie Bueller I KNEW IT!!!
Save Ferris? Save Ferris?
Save Ferris?
Jeannie Excuse me?
Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. Save Ferris?
Jeannie Go piss up a flagpole.
I'm sorry?
Jeannie You should be. [Knocks the can out of his hand]
Boy in Police Station Drugs?
Jeannie Thank you, no, I'm straight.
Boy in Police Station I mean, are you in here for drugs?
Jeannie Why are you here?
Boy in Police Station Drugs.
Jeannie I don't know why I'm here.
Boy in Police Station Why don't you go home?
Jeannie Why don't you put your thumb up your butt?
Boy in Police Station There's someone you should talk to.
Jeannie If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle.
Boy in Police Station Oh, you know him?
