Dogma quotes

162 total quotes

Loki
Metatron
Multiple Characters
Rufus
Serendipity

View Quote Have you ever been to Hell, human? I think not.

View Quote Oh, no! I've seen way too many Bond films to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning.

View Quote He doesn't know how to make a holey bartender. I know how to make a holey bartender. [Shoots the bartender with an Uzi.]

View Quote I'm a ****in' demon and you're gonna have him assault me with a putter?

View Quote [After being killed by a golf club] But... I'm a ****in' demon.

View Quote I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life-mate Silent Bob.

View Quote Go back to your paper routes, you Mighty Duck ****s!

View Quote Snoogens! Did you see that shit, man? I know they were just kids, but we kicked their pube-less asses!

View Quote We figure abortion clinics are a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be here unless they like to ****?

View Quote No wonder he saw Jesus. Homey's rockin' the ganj!

View Quote I guess we're in charge of the gang now.

View Quote [awaking from a dream] I didn't **** in you, Pete, I swear.

View Quote Hey, Big Bird! Ready to play the counting game? Count the shells, suck-a-duck!

View Quote It's the end of the world, we got about five minutes... you said you'd **** me.

View Quote I feel like I'm Han Solo and you're Chewie (referring to Silent Bob) and she's Ben Kenobi (referring to Bethany) and we're in that '****ed-up' bar!