Bartleby quotes

You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus.

This is humanity at its best. Look at them. All that anger, all that mistrust, all that unhappiness... forgotten, for that one perfect moment when they get off the plane. (on why he hangs out at the airport)

All that matters is that after all these years, we found a loophole. He can't keep us out anymore. And once we're back in, I'm sure He'll just forgive and forget.

It's dogmatic law. If the church says it's so, God must adhere. This thing has a papal sanction.

How can you even be sure what incurs the Lord's wrath these days? Times change. I remember when eating meat on a Friday was supposed to be a Hell-worthy trespass.

You are responsible for raising an icon which draws worship from the Lord. You have broken the First Commandment. More than that, not a one of you passes for a decent human being. Your continued existence is a mockery of morality.

After all this time, this is what it comes down to? Slaughter by a meat-puppet.

Guess what? We're going home. No matter whose pride it may hurt.

See, don't. Don't, my friend. Don't let your sympathies get the best of you. They did me, once. Scion or not, she's just a human, and by passing through that arch, our sins are forgiven. No harm, no foul.

Mister McGhee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

The lesson must be taught. All are accountable... even God.

I'm sorry my friend but you lost the faith

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