Bethany Sloane quotes

It's been my experience that the average male is never a man, not even for ten minutes, in his entire lifespan.

When a quiet little infection destroyed my uterus, where was God? When my husband decided he couldn't be with a wife who couldn't bear his children, where was God? To Hell with Him.

Nobody is ****ing me! You got that?!

So if we're wrong, what's the right religion?

I'm tired of all this cryptic bullshit. I'm physically and psychologically exhausted, Rufus, and I'm ready to kick back and welcome the end of existence unless you come clean, right now.

I wouldn't want to let the family down, now would I?

Remind me to try that water-to-wine thing at my next party.

I hope you're the skee-ball type.

Between guys with wings, guys falling out of the sky, and guys trying like hell to **** me, I think I've been a pretty good sport about all of this.

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