Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes (ID: 167)

Patches O'Houlihan
Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman

Here at Globo Gym, we're better than you. And we know it.

Hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?

Hold your phone, she's got a cannon!

Holy hell son, you're about as useful as a ****-flavoured lollipop!

I ain't crazy, and I ain't a guy! I'm Patches O'Houlihan, and I'm your new coach.

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton. I never could.

I don't know if you've ever seen a hundred thousand dollars before, except perhaps in the movies. But let me show you something that gets lost in the translation. [opens briefcase revealing single stack of bills]

I earned this body, and I built this temple with nothing more than some elbow grease and a little can-do attitude... and yes, a large inheritance from my father, Earl Goodman.

I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton.

I feel shocked!

I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed.

I know you, you know you, and I know you know that I know you.

I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton.

I won that tournament! ****in' Chuck Norris!

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a 'sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony' Hallmark card.