Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes (ID: 167)

Dwight
Patches O'Houlihan
Pepper
Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman


I'm gonna send you to hell!


I've got some great news, you're fired! Yeh, I told the bank you were stealing and drinking on the job, and they bought it! Can you believe it?!

I've got some hookers in my room... wanna go celebrate? My treat!

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!

If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and hump it into submission, that's the only way!

It's time to put your mouth where our balls are.

Just remember the five D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and... Dodge.

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer-employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing, in which case I got some shackles in the back. Just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.

My gym has shareholders, yours haven't even got... cupholders!

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, cause it's sterile and I like the taste.

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!

Of course you'll still be yourself in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive you than you could ever become without us. And with our competitively priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning, into a Franken Fine!

Oh my sweet dick, it's magic!

Oh, now he's a philosophizer.

Oh, snap!