Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes

Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman

View Quote I'm gonna send you to hell!

View Quote I've got some great news, you're fired! Yeh, I told the bank you were stealing and drinking on the job, and they bought it! Can you believe it?!

View Quote I've got some hookers in my room... wanna go celebrate? My treat!

View Quote If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!

View Quote If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and hump it into submission, that's the only way!

View Quote It's time to put your mouth where our balls are.

View Quote Just remember the five D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and... Dodge.

View Quote Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer-employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing, in which case I got some shackles in the back. Just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.

View Quote My gym has shareholders, yours haven't even got... cupholders!

View Quote Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, cause it's sterile and I like the taste.

View Quote Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!

View Quote Of course you'll still be yourself in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive you than you could ever become without us. And with our competitively priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning, into a Franken Fine!

View Quote Oh my sweet dick, it's magic!

View Quote Oh, now he's a philosophizer.

View Quote Oh, snap!