White Goodman quotes

Ball me Blazer.

Oh, now he's a philosophizer.

Cram it up your cram hole!

That's me, six years and six-hundred pounds ago.

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, like baldness or necrophilia, and it's your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.

Good luck losing with these losers in Las Vegas!

Yeh, that's me taking the bull by the horns, it's how I like to run my business. It's a metaphor. But that actually happened though.

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer-employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing, in which case I got some shackles in the back. Just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.

[When asked how he knew where Kate lived] It's called the Freedom of Information Act for a reason. The hippies finally got something right. Just kidding. But not really.

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!

My gym has shareholders, yours haven't even got... cupholders!

Go on and make your jokes Mr Jokey... Joke-maker!

I earned this body, and I built this temple with nothing more than some elbow grease and a little can-do attitude... and yes, a large inheritance from my father, Earl Goodman.

Here at Globo Gym, we're better than you. And we know it.

Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society.

Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock!

I won that tournament! ****in' Chuck Norris!

Of course you'll still be yourself in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive you than you could ever become without us. And with our competitively priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning, into a Franken Fine!

I don't know if you've ever seen a hundred thousand dollars before, except perhaps in the movies. But let me show you something that gets lost in the translation. [opens briefcase revealing single stack of bills]

Turn it up, Sid, I wanna burn.

I know you, you know you, and I know you know that I know you.

We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will, rock you!

You're going down, La Fleur! You're going down like a sweet muffin!

Are ready for the.. HURRICANE!

We're sweating like grease monkeys out here, I can't hold onto a ball!

You and your lovable band of losers have already lost!

What? You like it it those freaks in loser town? [Kate says "They're not freaks, they're people, just like you and me"] Ha, ha, people just like you and me? That's what I love about you Kate, you've got a personality"!

I've got some great news, you're fired! Yeh, I told the bank you were stealing and drinking on the job, and they bought it! Can you believe it?!

Differences? You slept with three of my female trainers!

Donde Esta La Biblioteca, Pedro?

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