Dwight quotes

Oh, snap!

We're gonna get our taints handed to us!

They got guys named Laser, Blazer, Taser and all other kinds of 'asers'!

That guy's a dickhead.

We could sell blood and semen.

He'll probably fall off the rollercoaster and break every bone in his body. [Off the others looks] I'm just sayin'.. Happened to my cousin Reggie. Boop, dead.

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