Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes (ID: 167)

Patches O'Houlihan
Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman

[When questioned on learning how to dodge balls] That's what this sack of wrenches is for. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! [Throws wrench at Justin, hitting him square in the face] Any other questions?

An' I'll be splitting my buried treasure with ya... when I find it, that be..

And can someone catch a god-damn ball! It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to **** a doorknob out there!

Are ready for the.. HURRICANE!

Ball me Blazer.


Come on! I've seen better runs in my shorts!

Cram it up your cram hole!

Differences? You slept with three of my female trainers!

Donde Esta La Biblioteca, Pedro?

Gar, this sucks!

Go on and make your jokes Mr Jokey... Joke-maker!

Good luck losing with these losers in Las Vegas!

He'll probably fall off the rollercoaster and break every bone in his body. [Off the others looks] I'm just sayin'.. Happened to my cousin Reggie. Boop, dead.

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, like baldness or necrophilia, and it's your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.