Blazing Saddles

Blazing Saddles quotes

64 total quotes (ID: 84)

Bart
Hedley Lamarr
Jim, The Waco Kid
Lyle
Multiple Characters
Taggart


What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter?" You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons.


Lily: Hello handsome. Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?

Well, my name's Jim. But most people call me...Jim.

Gaw-lee, Mr. Lamarr: you use your tongue purdier than a $20 whore!

(writing telegram) Send a wire to the main office... tell them you said "ow". Gotcha.

[Last words - at the footprints of Douglas Fairbanks] How did he do such terrific stunts... with such little feet?!

(taunting Klansmen) Hey, where all da white women at?

Lily: Ooh, a wed wose. How...womantic.

Mongo: (about to open an exploding candy-gram) Mongo like candy.

Bart: Are we awake?
The Waco Kid: We are not sure. Are we...black?
Bart: Yes we are.
The Waco Kid: Then we're awake. But we're very puzzled.

[Last lines]
Jim: Where you headed, cowboy?
Bart: Nowhere special.
Jim: Nowhere special. Always wanted to go there.
Bart: Come on.

Don't just lie around getting a suntan. Ain't gonna do you no good no how!

See, I knew you wasn't no Waco Kid. You was just pullin' my lariat!

Reverend: Oh Lord, can we complete this mighty task in one night, or we all just jerking off?
Everyone Else: AMEN.
Lyle: (after Lyle and a bunch of other guys farted for 3 minutes) How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
Taggart: I'd say you've had enough.

Come on boys, where's your spirit? I don't hear no singin'. When you were slaves, you sang like birds. Come on, how about a good old fashioned nigger work song!