Blazing Saddles quotes

63 total quotes

View Quote (writing telegram) Send a wire to the main office... tell them you said "ow". Gotcha.

View Quote Well, my name's Jim. But most people call me...Jim.

View Quote Lily: Hello handsome. Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?

View Quote [Last lines]
Jim: Where you headed, cowboy?
Bart: Nowhere special.
Jim: Nowhere special. Always wanted to go there.
Bart: Come on.

View Quote Lily: Ooh, a wed wose. How...womantic.

View Quote Mongo: (about to open an exploding candy-gram) Mongo like candy.

View Quote Horses! We can't afford to lose no horses you dummy! Send a couple-a ****s.

View Quote An uppity **** went and hit me on the head with a shovel.

View Quote Bart: Good mornin' Ma'am! And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Old Lady: Up yours, ****!

View Quote Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree!...Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen!

View Quote [about Mongo] No, no, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad.

View Quote Charlie: You shifty ****, they said you was hung!
Bart: And they was right.

View Quote Gaw-lee, Mr. Lamarr: you use your tongue purdier than a $20 w***e!

View Quote [Last words - at the footprints of Douglas Fairbanks] How did he do such terrific stunts... with such little feet?!

View Quote Come on boys, where's your spirit? I don't hear no singin'. When you were slaves, you sang like birds. Come on, how about a good old fashioned **** work song!