Blazing Saddles quotes

63 total quotes

View Quote What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter?" You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons.

View Quote (writing telegram) Send a wire to the main office... tell them you said "ow". Gotcha.

View Quote [Last lines]
Jim: Where you headed, cowboy?
Bart: Nowhere special.
Jim: Nowhere special. Always wanted to go there.
Bart: Come on.

View Quote Lily: Hello handsome. Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?

View Quote Horses! We can't afford to lose no horses you dummy! Send a couple-a ****s.

View Quote Lily: Ooh, a wed wose. How...womantic.

View Quote Mongo: (about to open an exploding candy-gram) Mongo like candy.

View Quote Bart: Good mornin' Ma'am! And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Old Lady: Up yours, ****!

View Quote An uppity **** went and hit me on the head with a shovel.

View Quote [about Mongo] No, no, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad.

View Quote Gaw-lee, Mr. Lamarr: you use your tongue purdier than a $20 w***e!

View Quote Charlie: You shifty ****, they said you was hung!
Bart: And they was right.

View Quote Come on boys, where's your spirit? I don't hear no singin'. When you were slaves, you sang like birds. Come on, how about a good old fashioned **** work song!

View Quote Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree!...Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen!

View Quote [Last words - at the footprints of Douglas Fairbanks] How did he do such terrific stunts... with such little feet?!