Blazing Saddles

Blazing Saddles quotes

64 total quotes (ID: 84)

Hedley Lamarr
Jim, The Waco Kid
Multiple Characters

Lily: Hello handsome. Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?

Gaw-lee, Mr. Lamarr: you use your tongue purdier than a $20 whore!

Reverend: Oh Lord, can we complete this mighty task in one night, or we all just jerking off?
Everyone Else: AMEN.
Lyle: (after Lyle and a bunch of other guys farted for 3 minutes) How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
Taggart: I'd say you've had enough.

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter?" You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons.

Well, my name's Jim. But most people call me...Jim.

Mongo: (about to open an exploding candy-gram) Mongo like candy.

Lily: Ooh, a wed wose. How...womantic.

Bart: Are we awake?
The Waco Kid: We are not sure. Are
Bart: Yes we are.
The Waco Kid: Then we're awake. But we're very puzzled.

(writing telegram) Send a wire to the main office... tell them you said "ow". Gotcha.

(taunting Klansmen) Hey, where all da white women at?

[Last words - at the footprints of Douglas Fairbanks] How did he do such terrific stunts... with such little feet?!

Don't just lie around getting a suntan. Ain't gonna do you no good no how!

[Last lines]
Jim: Where you headed, cowboy?
Bart: Nowhere special.
Jim: Nowhere special. Always wanted to go there.
Bart: Come on.

Come on boys, where's your spirit? I don't hear no singin'. When you were slaves, you sang like birds. Come on, how about a good old fashioned **** work song!

See, I knew you wasn't no Waco Kid. You was just pullin' my lariat!