Blazing Saddles

Blazing Saddles quotes

64 total quotes (ID: 84)

Bart
Hedley Lamarr
Jim, The Waco Kid
Lyle
Multiple Characters
Taggart


Lily: Hello handsome. Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?


Mexican Outlaw: Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges!

Gaw-lee, Mr. Lamarr: you use your tongue purdier than a $20 whore!

Well, my name's Jim. But most people call me...Jim.

[Last words - at the footprints of Douglas Fairbanks] How did he do such terrific stunts... with such little feet?!

(writing telegram) Send a wire to the main office... tell them you said "ow". Gotcha.

Lily: Ooh, a wed wose. How...womantic.

(taunting Klansmen) Hey, where all da white women at?

Reverend: Oh Lord, can we complete this mighty task in one night, or we all just jerking off?
Everyone Else: AMEN.
Lyle: (after Lyle and a bunch of other guys farted for 3 minutes) How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
Taggart: I'd say you've had enough.

Mongo: (about to open an exploding candy-gram) Mongo like candy.

Bart: Are we awake?
The Waco Kid: We are not sure. Are we...black?
Bart: Yes we are.
The Waco Kid: Then we're awake. But we're very puzzled.

Don't just lie around getting a suntan. Ain't gonna do you no good no how!

See, I knew you wasn't no Waco Kid. You was just pullin' my lariat!

[Last lines]
Jim: Where you headed, cowboy?
Bart: Nowhere special.
Jim: Nowhere special. Always wanted to go there.
Bart: Come on.

Come on boys, where's your spirit? I don't hear no singin'. When you were slaves, you sang like birds. Come on, how about a good old fashioned **** work song!