Taggart quotes
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What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?! I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City ****s!
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Horses! We can't afford to lose no horses you dummy! Send a couple-a ****s.
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Dang, that was lucky! God darn near lost a $400 handcart!
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Don't just lie around getting a suntan. Ain't gonna do you no good no how!
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An uppity **** went and hit me on the head with a shovel.
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Gaw-lee, Mr. Lamarr: you use your tongue purdier than a $20 w***e!
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Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
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Send a wire to the main office, and tell them that I said... (Bart hits him on the head with a shovel) OW!!!
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(when confronted with a toll booth) ... "Le Petomane Through Way"? Now what'll that asshole think of next? Has anybody got a dime? (cowboys grumble) Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!