Jim, The Waco Kid quotes

Well, my name's Jim. But most people call me...Jim.

Well, you devious son of a bitch.

Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day I was just walking down the street, when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around, and there I was face-to-face with a six-year-old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass! So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.

Another twenty five years and you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight.

What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter?" You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons.

Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who", he's more of a "what".

[about Mongo] No, no, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad.

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