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Jim, The Waco Kid quotes

View Quote Well, my name's Jim. But most people call me...Jim.
View Quote Well, you devious son of a bitch.
View Quote Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day I was just walking down the street, when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around, and there I was face-to-face with a six-year-old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass! So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.
View Quote Another twenty five years and you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight.
View Quote What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?
View Quote What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter?" You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons.
View Quote Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who", he's more of a "what".
View Quote [about Mongo] No, no, don't do that. If you shoot him you'll just make him mad.
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