Hedley Lamarr quotes

That's Hedley. [Repeated line - he is frequently confused with Hedy Lamarr by many characters]

[to himself] Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town. [To camera] But where would I find such a man? [pause]... Why am I asking you?

Where's my froggy?

Shut up, you Teutonic twat!!

You will merely be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

Taxi! Drive me off of this picture!

[Last words - at the footprints of Douglas Fairbanks] How did he do such terrific stunts... with such little feet?!

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!

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