Bart quotes

Uh sir, sir. He specifically requested two '****s'! Well, to tell a family secret--my grandmother was Dutch.

A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is goin' to die!

Well, don't just stand there looking stupid and holding your hands in pain. How 'bout a little (****s gun) applause for the Waco Kid? (Taggert and men clap)

See, I knew you wasn't no Waco Kid. You was just pullin' my lariat!

(taunting Klansmen) Hey, where all da white women at?

Baby, please, I'm not from Havana!

Well raise my rent! You are the Kid!

(holding his gun to his head) Nobody moves or the **** gets it!

Baby, you are so talented, and they are so DUMB!

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