Blazing Saddles quotes

63 total quotes

View Quote You will merely be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

View Quote See, I knew you wasn't no Waco Kid. You was just pullin' my lariat!

View Quote Shut up, you Teutonic twat!!

View Quote Charlie: Bart?
Bart: What?
Charlie: Am I wrong, or is the world...rising?
Bart: I don't know, but whatever it is, I hate it!

View Quote Another twenty five years and you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight.

View Quote That's Hedley. [Repeated line - he is frequently confused with Hedy Lamarr by many characters]

View Quote Baby, please, I'm not from Havana!

View Quote Where's my froggy?

View Quote Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who", he's more of a "what".

View Quote Well, you devious son of a bitch.

View Quote Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!

View Quote [to himself] Maybe I could turn this thing into my advantage... if I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town. [To camera] But where would I find such a man? [pause]... Why am I asking you?

View Quote A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is goin' to die!

View Quote Well raise my rent! You are the Kid!

View Quote Well, don't just stand there looking stupid and holding your hands in pain. How 'bout a little (****s gun) applause for the Waco Kid? (Taggert and men clap)