Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy quotes

124 total quotes

Brian Fantana
Brick Tamland
Champ Kind
Ed Harken

Multiple Characters
Ron Burgundy
Veronica Corningstone
Wes Mantooth

View Quote The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show [kisses his biceps] and see if she likes the goods.

View Quote [to Baxter] You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

View Quote I'm all about having a good time. You know, get a couple ****tails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen or go to Sea World, take my pants off.

View Quote Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I'm 72 percent sure that I love you.

View Quote [while warming up before the news] Unique New York. Unique New York.

View Quote [while warming up before the news] How now, brown cow? How now, brown cow?

View Quote What do you think this is? Amateur hour?!

View Quote I'm good at three things; fighting, screwing, and reading the news. Now I've already done one of those three today so what's the other one gonna be, huh?

View Quote Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.
Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?
Brian Fantana: I don't remember.
Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going...
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Brian Fantana: Damn it!

View Quote [singing in the bar] Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Phhtt. I make fart noises with my mouth. Phhtt. Phhtt.

View Quote "[when Veronica gags at his perfume and asks what the smell is]" That's the smell of desire, m'lady. "[once she describes it]" Well... desire smells like that to some people!

View Quote Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.

View Quote When in Rome......

View Quote I am hung...over.

View Quote [to Veronica] You're a dirty pirate hooker. [...] Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?