Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy quotes
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Ron Burgundy
Veronica Corningstone
Wes Mantooth
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[after Brick talks about bears] Oh that's just great! You hear that, Ed? BEARS! Now you are putting the whole station in jeopardy.
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Excusez-moi, Numero two!
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Listen to Burgundy! He's gone soft on us, like some school boy bitch.
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[having heard a passer-by insult his Sex Panther cologne]...The mood is tense, Fantana!
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Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I'm 72 percent sure that I love you.
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Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
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I'm good at three things; fighting, screwing, and reading the news. Now I've already done one of those three today so what's the other one gonna be, huh?
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Stop calling your arms guns!
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You look like a blueberry!
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Well you... have bad hair.
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(To Ron) Jazz flute is for little fairy boys
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"[describing the morning after big party]"i woke up this s'morning and i shit a squirrel, literally... the hell of it is, the damn things still alive, now i got this, shit covered squirrel down there in the office, don't know what to name it..."
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I'm all about having a good time. You know, get a couple ****tails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen or go to Sea World, take my pants off.
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I will smash your face into a car windshield then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
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Nice clothes gentlemen. I didn't know the Salvation Army was having a sale.