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Brandon: [of Miri's outfit] In L.A., we call that "Nickelodeon chic".
Zack Brown: Wait, L.A.? Los Angeles? That's awesome, man. What do you do out there?
Brandon: I'm an actor.
Zack Brown: Wow! That's really impressive.
Brandon: Thank you.
Zack Brown: ****ing movies!
Brandon: ****ing movies. Pretty much.
Zack Brown: Look at you! Anything I would have seen? What movies?
Brandon: Oh, all sorts of movies with all-male casts.
Zack Brown: All male casts? Like Glengarry Glen Ross, like that?
Brandon: Like "Glen and Gary Suck Ross's Meaty **** and Drop Their Hairy Nuts in His Eager Mouth".
Zack Brown: [pause] Is that like a sequel?
Brandon: Sort of. It's a re-imagining.
Zack Brown: Oh, like The Wiz.
Brandon: More erotic. And with less women. No women, to be exact.
Zack Brown: I apologize in advance if I am outta line here, but are you in gay porn?
Brandon: [smiles] Guilty as charged.


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