Kneller [Waving a stuffed animal in front of Freddy]
Come on, Freddy! Come on!
Messiah
Don't do that.. you're confusing him.
Messiah
[Freddy growls.]
The dog has spoken.
Played by Tom Waits 
Wristcutters: A Love Story (2007) · 14 quotes
Wristcutters: A Love Story (2007) · 14 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Wristcutters: A Love Story (2007): in 5 of its 14 quotes
Scenes with Kneller
5 scenes Kneller
Yan
They feed him t-bone steak and he refuses to come back.
Kneller Freddy has been brainwashed.
Kneller T-bone steak?
Yan
16 ounces, thick cut.
Kneller Dammit.
He was floating in the air..
Kneller I wouldn't pay attention to what happens all the time around here.
What happens? Miracles?
Kneller Yeah. People floating in the air, like, uh, people turning stones into plants, or, changing the color of different objects.
Fixing the headlights, maybe?
Kneller What do you mean, fixing the headlights?
[To Kneller]
His headlights have been broken for ages, and she fixed them not far from here just by touching a button.
Kneller Oh. Yeah, something small and insignificant like that.
Kneller Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, "You're crooked. You've always been crooked and you'll continue to be crooked. But look at me! Look at me!" said the straight tree. He said, "I'm tall and I'm straight." And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, "Cut all the straight trees." And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange.
