Zia I'm not going out tonight. It just makes me depressed.
So, what you gonna do? Kill yourself?
Zia I dunno.. maybe.
As if anything could make you happy.
Played by Patrick Fugit 
Wristcutters: A Love Story (2007) · 14 quotes
Wristcutters: A Love Story (2007) · 14 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Wristcutters: A Love Story (2007): in 7 of its 14 quotes
Most scenes with: Eugene (4), Mikal (3)
Scenes with Zia
7 scenes Zia Zia Zia Remember the other day, when you were talkin' about missing things from life, and, uh, that you wanted to go back and I didn't miss anything?
Yeah?
Zia Being here.... with you I kinda miss myself.. the way I used to be..
What were you like?
Zia I was happy, at the time. Obviously before I came here.
I'm not sitting in the back.
Zia Why not?
Cause everybody knows guy in the back seat doesn't have a ****.
Zia' [Startled]
What?
That's a fact. If the guy in the back seat had a **** he wouldn't be there in the first place.
Zia Well... I mean, I got a ****, man, so.. I'm not.. Mik do you have a ****?
Yeah I have a ****. Big fat one.
Zia He was floating in the air..
I wouldn't pay attention to what happens all the time around here.
Zia What happens? Miracles?
Yeah. People floating in the air, like, uh, people turning stones into plants, or, changing the color of different objects.
Zia Fixing the headlights, maybe?
What do you mean, fixing the headlights?
Zia [To Kneller]
His headlights have been broken for ages, and she fixed them not far from here just by touching a button.
Oh. Yeah, something small and insignificant like that.
Zia What, you don't like it here?
Are you joking? Do you guys like it here? Who the hell likes being stuck in a place where you can't even smile? It's hot as balls, everybody's an asshole. I just wanna go home.
Let me put this way. Since you got here, how many times did you get laid, man?
Zia Why?
Just a question.
Zia Actually laid?
Yes.
Zia None, I think.
You think?
Zia None! But what's that got to do with any of this?
Plenty. 'Cause your sperm count is so high, you think you're having an out of body experience like nobody in the **** universe, man.
Zia Listen, you know what? Forget Desiree. I got another reason for you to go.
Give it shot.
Zia You got anything better to do?