Eugene: Let me put this way. Since you got here, how many times did you get laid, man?
Zia: Why?
Eugene: Just a question.
Zia: Actually laid?
Eugene: Yes.
Zia: None, I think.
Eugene: You think?
Zia: None! But what's that got to do with any of this?
Eugene: Plenty. 'Cause your sperm count is so high, you think you're having an out of body experience like nobody in the ****ing universe, man.
Zia: Why?
Eugene: Just a question.
Zia: Actually laid?
Eugene: Yes.
Zia: None, I think.
Eugene: You think?
Zia: None! But what's that got to do with any of this?
Eugene: Plenty. 'Cause your sperm count is so high, you think you're having an out of body experience like nobody in the ****ing universe, man.
Eugene : Let me put this way. Since you got here, how many times did you get laid, man?
Zia : Why?
Eugene : Just a question.
Zia : Actually laid?
Eugene : Yes.
Zia : None, I think.
Eugene : You think?
Zia : None! But what's that got to do with any of this?
Eugene : Plenty. 'Cause your sperm count is so high, you think you're having an out of body experience like nobody in the ****ing universe, man.
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