Eugene
Let me put this way. Since you got here, how many times did you get laid, man?
Zia
Why?
Eugene
Just a question.
Zia
Actually laid?
Eugene
Yes.
Zia
None, I think.
Eugene
You think?
Zia
None! But what's that got to do with any of this?
Eugene
Plenty. 'Cause your sperm count is so high, you think you're having an out of body experience like nobody in the **** universe, man.

