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Wolf of Wall Street, The

Wolf of Wall Street, The quotes

28 total quotes

Donnie Azoff
Jordan Belfort
Mark Hanna
Patrick Denham

View Quote I ****ed her brains out... for eleven seconds.
View Quote Let me give you a little legal advice: Shut the **** up!
View Quote Let me tell you something. There's no nobility in poverty. I've been a poor man, and I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every ****ing time.
View Quote My name is Jordan Belfort. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.
View Quote Oh my God, the emperor of ****sville came down from ****sville to give me a pass! Hey, what are the citizens of ****sville doing today when their emperor's gone? Is it, is it mayhem? Are people looting and raping? What are all the little ****heads doing while you're here?
View Quote On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome.
View Quote So you listen to me and you listen well. Are you behind on your credit card bills? Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! Is your landlord ready to evict you? Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! Does your girlfriend think you're a ****ing worthless loser? Good! Pick up the phone and start dialing! I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. And I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of ****ing America!
View Quote The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.
View Quote The Quaalude, or Lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor -that's dots, not feathers- as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. But, pretty soon, somebody figured out that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just 15 minutes, you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. Didn't take long for people to start abusing Ludes, of course, and in 1982, the U.S. Government "Schedule 1'd" them, along with the rest of the world. Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. No shit. You can't even buy them, anymore. You people are all shit out of luck.
View Quote Think about it. You're dealing with numbers. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Bang, bang, bang. ****ing digits. All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. All right? It kind of wigs some people out. Right. You got to feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. I keep the rhythm below the belt. Done.
View Quote This right here is the land of opportunity. This is America. This is my home! The show goes on! [quoting from Norma Rae] They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, 'cause I ain't going nowhere!
View Quote We don't start dialing at 9:30, because our clients are already answering the phone! 3...2...1...LET'S ****!
View Quote You want to know what money sounds like? Go to a trading floor on Wall Street. "****" this, "shit" that, "****", "****", "asshole"; I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other. I was hooked in seconds. It was like main-lining adrenaline.