Dan Mott: Jerry, didn't you see that the river split on the map?
Jerry Conlaine: I would have if your friend the big-ass bear hadn't eaten it!
Jerry Conlaine: I would have if your friend the big-ass bear hadn't eaten it!
Dan Mott : Jerry, didn't you see that the river split on the map?
Jerry Conlaine : I would have if your friend the big-ass bear hadn't eaten it!
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