“Jerry, didn't you see that the river split on the map?” – Dan Mott, Without a Paddle ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Without a Paddle 2004

Dan Mott

Jerry, didn't you see that the river split on the map?

Jerry Conlaine

I would have if your friend the big-ass bear hadn't eaten it!

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Dan Mott Seth Green More Dan Mott quotes →

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