Helga Eveshim : Real witches are very cruel, and they have a highly developed sense of smell. A real witch could smell you across the street on a pitch-black night. Luke Eveshim : She couldn't smell me. I've just had a shower. Helga Eveshim : Oh yes, she could. The cleaner you are, the more a witch can smell you. Luke Eveshim : That doesn't make sense. Helga Eveshim : Oh, yes it does. A dirty child, it is the dirt she smells. A clean child, it is the child. Luke Eveshim : Wow. I'll never have a shower again, and I'll have you for an excuse. Helga Eveshim : Well, just not often. Only once a month is probably safe. Luke Eveshim : So a witch could smell me right now? Helga Eveshim : To me you smell of raspberries and cream. But to a witch, you would smell absolutely disgusting. Luke Eveshim : What kind of disgusting? Helga Eveshim : Like... dog's droppings. Luke Eveshim : I don't believe it. Helga Eveshim : You don't believe it? What's more, to a witch you would smell of FRESH dog's droppings.

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