Winnie the Pooh A simple hello would do, thank you very much.
It's a dangerous path I bounce, but I bounce it alone. Because the Hundred Acre Wood needs a hero, Pooh Bear, and I'm the only one.
Most-quoted character in Winnie the Pooh (2011): in 7 of its 15 quotes
Most scenes with: Owl (3), Christopher Robin (3), Tigger (2)
Scenes with Winnie the Pooh
7 scenes Winnie the Pooh Winnie the Pooh Good morning, Eeyore. Lovely day, isn't it?
Eeyore Wish I could say yes, but I can't.
Winnie the Pooh Oh my, Eeyore. You wouldn't happen to have any honey lying about, would you? You see, I seem to have run out. [tummy continues to rumble] Oh, yes. Good idea, tummy. Perhaps I should look in back. Bother. No honey in here, either. What? Eeyore, what has happened to your tail?
Eeyore What has happened to it?
Winnie the Pooh Well... it isn't there.
Eeyore That accounts for a good deal. That explains everything. No wonder. [sighs]
Oh! There it is. I'd recognize it anywhere. The very tree where I was hatched. I remember the day Mother made these marks, her giant meaty claw carving furrows in the crumbly bark. Chapter one, the birth of a genius.
Winnie the Pooh Pardon me, Owl. What are you doing?
Hmm? Oh, hello, Pooh. Eeyore. Why, I'm penning my personal memoirs. [chuckling] Yes. Now, where was I? Oh, yes, of course. With steely nerve...
Winnie the Pooh Perhaps you could take a short break from your important work and help us find Eeyore's tail?
...and I rocketed towards Eeyore's tail! Eeyore's tail? What's wrong with Eeyore's tail?
Winnie the Pooh Well, it isn't there.
Yes. So I see.
Winnie the Pooh Won't you help us, Owl? You have such a talent for speaking and telling us what to do.
Oh, thank you, Pooh. Yes, I do, don't I? I didn't think anyone noticed. All right, take this. Write this down carefully. Now, the customary procedure in such cases is as follows…
Winnie the Pooh Excuse me, Owl, but what does "Crustimoney Proseedcake" mean? For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
It means "the thing to do."
Winnie the Pooh Oh. Well, as long as it means that, I don't mind.
Yes, well, the thing to do is as follows: First, issue a reward...
Winnie the Pooh Gesundheit.
I beg your pardon?
Winnie the Pooh Well, you sneezed just as you were going to tell me what the first thing to do was.
I didn't sneeze.
Eeyore Oh, you did, Owl.
No, I didn't! You can't sneeze without knowing it!
Winnie the Pooh Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed.
Winnie the Pooh [to Eeyore]
He's doing it again. [to Owl] You must be catching a cold.
Eeyore [gloomily]
I'll probably catch it, too.
[frustrated]
No, no, no! I'm not catching a cold! The word is ISSUE, not AH-CHOO! And 'ah-choo' isn't even a word! It's just some sort of sneezy sound, like 'Ah-choo!'
Winnie the Pooh Perhaps you should lie down, Owl.
Oh! [facepalms and falls over backwards]
Eeyore My throat feels a little scratchy.
Winnie the Pooh Open wide, please.
Eeyore Ahh.
Winnie the Pooh Just as I suspected. Owl, we need honey.
Enough of this infernal folderol! Look, the thing to do is, we write a notice promising a large something to anyone who finds a replacement tail for Eeyore! Is that clear?
Winnie the Pooh That sounds like a wonderful plan, Owl.
Excellent. Now, we shall get Christopher Robin to write out the notices, and we'll put them up all over the forest.
Winnie the Pooh Perhaps I could borrow some honey. [his stomach growls] Just a taste. A small lick, I should think.
Silly old bear.
Winnie the Pooh [after seeing his shadow turn into a honey pot]
Does anybody see that?
Kanga See what, honey?
Winnie the Pooh Honey?! [tummy rumbles] Oh...!
Rabbit I can't wait to see the honey on that Backson's honey when he falls into our honey! Eh, Owl?
That cheeky honey will honey twice before honeying our honey again!
Roo
After we honey the honey, can I honey a honey?
Kanga! Uh-uh-uh. No honey before honey, honey.
Piglet [turns into a honey pot in hallucination]
Honey up, Pooh! We have to honey!
All others
Honey! Ooh, honey! Yes! Honey!
Narrator As Pooh watched the honey honey away, his honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey...
[All the text in the book page reads "honey".]
Rabbit [Christopher Robin has returned and everyone hugs him]
How did you escape from the Backson?
Kanga He wakes up babies!
He swipes your stripes!
Piglet He puts out the lights!
Winnie the Pooh Yes, and... we thought he took you from us.
Who gave you the idea I was taken by a Backson?
Winnie the Pooh Your note.
Narrator [Pooh hands Christopher Robin the note he left him; Christopher Robin explains that he misread it and what it really meant]
Christopher Robin explained that it all been a misunderstanding. And now that it was Autumn, the school year had begun. His note was simply to say he had gone out and would be "back soon."
Oh...! [They glance over at Owl dissatisfied]
Ooh, um... [Runs away without a word]
Okay...
Winnie the Pooh Have you ever had one of those days when you just can't win, Eeyore?
Eeyore Yup, I know how that feels.
Winnie the Pooh I did?
Well, yes; Instead of thinking of your tummy, you thought of your friend!
Winnie the Pooh Oh, thank you, Christopher Robin! And now, I don't think I shall be hungry again for a good long while! [his tummy rumbles] Oh, bother...
Silly old bear.
